A small Dose of humor...

Posts: 62 · Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 6:02 pm Post subject: A small Dose of humor...

Just received this and found it quite punny (pun intended). Thought I would share it:

Subject: Sad news.

It is with saddest heart that I pass on the following news.

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection, and
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough
and Jane Dough, who has a bun in the oven. He is also survived by his
elderly father, Pop Tart.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Buttersworth, Hungry
Jack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and
Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, and lovingly described Doughboy as a
man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in
show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
considered a very smart "cookie", wasting much of his dough on
half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man,
was considered a roll model for millions.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes

I know, kinda cornballish. Stil...