Sign up
Vonage Forum Menu
The Vonage Forums
Vonage VoIP Forum
Vonage Forum Archive
Vonage Canada
Vonage UK
Vonage Stock
Fax, Tivo & Alarms
Hard Wiring
Number Transfer
V-Phone & SoftPhone
VoIP Feature Request
Vonage TV Ads
International Rates
Forum Suggestions
Report a Bug
The Cafeteria
Forums Archive
All Vonage News
Vonage In The News
Press Releases
Forum Digest
News Archives
Vonage Sign Up Info
Vonage Features
Vonage Area Codes
Vonage FAQ
Vonage Reviews
VoIP Speed Test
Vonage Toolbar
Network Setup
Wiring & Installation
Vonage 911
Business Account
VoIP Acronyms
VoIP Advertising
Wi-Fi Phone
Contact Support
Member Registration
Member Login
Member List
Your Account
Private Message
Forum Faqs
Recommend Us
Website Feedback
Forum Syndication
Forum Newsletter
Search Using Google
Search Forums
Search News
Forum Speed Dial
Vonage Forum
Forum Community
The Vonage Forums
Vonage VoIP Forum
Forum Archive
Vonage Canada
Vonage UK
Vonage Stock
Fax, Tivo & Alarms
Hard Wiring
Number Transfer
V-Phone & SoftPhone
Feature Request
Vonage On TV
International Rates
Forum Suggestions
Report A Bug
The Cafeteria
All Archives
Vonage News
All Vonage News
In The News
Press Releases
Forum Digest
News Archive
Vonage Information
Sign Up Info
Vonage Features
Area Codes
Vonage FAQ
Vonage Reviews
VoIP Speed Test
Vonage Toolbar
Network Setup
Wiring & Installation
Vonage 911
Business Account
VoIP Acronyms
VoIP Advertising
Wi-Fi Phone
Contact Support
Member Services
Registration
Member Login
Member List
Your Account
Private Messages
Forum Faq's
Recommend Us
Website Feedback
RSS Syndication
Forum Newsletter
Search
Search Using Google
Search Forums
Search News
Vonage Forums
A small Dose of humor...
Goto page
1
,
2
,
3
,
4
,
5
Next
Vonage® VoIP Forum - Vonage News, Reviews And Discussion
»
The Cafeteria - Any Non Vonage Topic
Author
Message
Apexdv
Full Forum Member
Joined: Dec 31, 2004
Posts: 62
Location: Atlanta, GA ITP
Posted:
Fri Feb 11, 2005 6:02 pm
Post subject: A small Dose of humor...
Just received this and found it quite punny (pun intended). Thought I would share it:
Subject: Sad news.
It is with saddest heart that I pass on the following news.
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection, and
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough
and Jane Dough, who has a bun in the oven. He is also survived by his
elderly father, Pop Tart.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Buttersworth, Hungry
Jack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and
Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, and lovingly described Doughboy as a
man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in
show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
considered a very smart "cookie", wasting much of his dough on
half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man,
was considered a roll model for millions.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes
I know, kinda cornballish. Stil...
_________________
Apexdv
---------
"Ok, I admit it. I was just a front-man for the real fathers of Linux, the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus." --- Linus Torvalds
ZRexRider
Vonage Forum Junior
Joined: Feb 28, 2005
Posts: 30
Location: Pennsylvania
Posted:
Mon Feb 28, 2005 7:33 pm
Post subject: Arrf!
Arff!
nasdaq
Vonage Forum Junior
Joined: Oct 05, 2004
Posts: 31
Location: On the other end of this VoIP phone line, duh!
Posted:
Mon Mar 14, 2005 2:43 am
Post subject:
Funny! thanks for the laugh
_________________
Reclaim Your Inbox!
http://www.mozilla.org/products/thunderbird
kribz
Full Forum Member
Joined: Sep 19, 2006
Posts: 50
Posted:
Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:19 pm
Post subject:
herherher!corny!
canibus23
Vonage Forum Junior
Joined: Sep 14, 2006
Posts: 34
Posted:
Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:44 pm
Post subject: k
i guess i dont have a sense of humor, because i didnt even find that even close 2 being funny
taylors
New Forum Member
Joined: Oct 30, 2006
Posts: 4
Posted:
Tue Oct 31, 2006 5:26 am
Post subject:
It's funny.
doxter101
Vonage Forum Junior
Joined: Oct 31, 2006
Posts: 32
Location: Mt. Everest, Tibet
Posted:
Tue Oct 31, 2006 2:19 pm
Post subject:
che
Vonage Forum Master
Joined: Oct 15, 2006
Posts: 226
Posted:
Tue Oct 31, 2006 6:33 pm
Post subject: nice
jokes funnei!!!
post more eh?
Nidae213
Full Forum Member
Joined: Oct 10, 2006
Posts: 59
Location: Viginia Beach, VA
Posted:
Tue Oct 31, 2006 6:59 pm
Post subject: Re: k
canibus23 wrote:
i guess i dont have a sense of humor, because i didnt even find that even close 2 being funny
Well, for someone who can't spell cannabis, it's hard to imagine you would.
By the way, it was rather funny. It was the icing on the cake of my day!
doxter101
Vonage Forum Junior
Joined: Oct 31, 2006
Posts: 32
Location: Mt. Everest, Tibet
Posted:
Tue Oct 31, 2006 7:21 pm
Post subject:
i can spell cannabis plus sativa.... i even burn 'em....
Display posts from previous:
All Posts
1 Day
7 Days
2 Weeks
1 Month
3 Months
6 Months
1 Year
Oldest First
Newest First
Vonage® VoIP Forum - Vonage News, Reviews And Discussion
»
The Cafeteria - Any Non Vonage Topic
Goto page
1
,
2
,
3
,
4
,
5
Next
Jump to:
Select a forum
Vonage® VoIP Forums
----------------
Vonage
Vonage Forum Archive
Vonage Canada
Vonage UK
Vonage Stock
Fax - Tivo - Alarms
Hard Wiring - Installation
LNP – Local Number Portability
Vonage V-Phone & SoftPhone
VoIP Feature Wish List
Vonage TV Commercials
International Rates
Forum Suggestions - Open Topics
----------------
The Cafeteria - Any Non Vonage Topic
Forum Suggestions - Comments
Report A Forum Bug
You
cannot
post new topics in this forum
You
cannot
reply to topics in this forum
You
cannot
edit your posts in this forum
You
cannot
delete your posts in this forum
You
cannot
vote in polls in this forum
All times are GMT - 5 Hours