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"You seem to be in some distress," said the kindly judge to the witness. "Is anything the matter?"
"Well, your Honour," said the witness, "I swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, but every time I try, some lawyer objects." |
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lol. this is so funny!! and it's quite true too!! |
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Arthur_lw
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What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
Both have a million-in-one chance of becoming a human being. |
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